February 2012
48 posts
Nick Offerman: Real Life Ron Swanson
Offerman Woodshop. gives me ladywood.
Woke up super early to go to a 6am hot yoga class, which was awesome and kicked my ass. Now sending out resumes with some Argo tea. Good start, but seeing as I have a double ending at 11pm tonight… I will be Michaeling my way through the door tonight.
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Just heard a great Santorum quote on NPR about how women should not be involved in combat because the male soldiers will become so subconsciously distracted by protecting the fragile womenfolk that they will not perform their duties to the best of their abilities.
Sounds like a dude’s problem to me!
All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes
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OF COURSE BITCH WHO KNOWS HOW TO HUNT AND WIN THE HUNGER GAMES IS FROM NEW JERSEY